Alexander P. Burke

( Hexed to Rory )

Muggles are very possessive of their paintings.

Rory Cauldwell is an idiot.

Rory Cauldwell has made me blue. The colour. Not the emotion. Though I may be both after seeing our potions grade thanks to him. 15 ml means 15 ml. It does not mean 20 ml, or even 16 ml, and it certainly does not mean 'just dump in as much as you like because it doesn't really matter anyway'. This is supported by the fact that our cauldron exploded not shortly after he decided to make his own improvements on the recipe. Making the potion look 'prettier' was not the goal of the exercise.

I do not think the colour suits me, no matter how much he insists otherwise.

He is only a little blue, of course, because fate rarely chooses to punish idiocy he had walked away from the cauldron to flutter his eyelashes at some Hufflepuff while I was left to try to recover the mess that he had made.

The recovery obviously did not go as well as hoped.

I think he likes being blue. He implied he was disappointed that more hadn’t gotten on him.

I do not enjoy being blue.




In other news, my Divination book has been safely retrieved. No thanks to certain individuals who can't even handle alerting me properly. And certainly can't handle actually retrieving it and saving me some time. But I shouldn't blame them. Third years are so intimidating, after all.

( blaaaah o/~ )